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June, 2011

  1. BHS Oxford Episode 8

    June 27, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Your over at your best bro’s house hangin’ out.  Drinking beers, viagra sale playing Xbox, watching some TV.  High-fiving after a joke that degrades women. You know, bonding.  Suddenly your boy flips the channel over to Ultimate Fighting Championship.  Two toned and muscular bodies grind against each other, struggling against one another’s ample physiques for dominance, until one man reigns victorious as the other submits in a writhing pile of agony.  You suddenly feel very strange.

    “That sure was a good fight, right dude?”  You murmur, burying those strange new feelings in a dark place deep inside you.  I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:

    UFC is the gateway drug to homosexuality.

    On this week’s episode:

    Big Hot Politics

    The Cheese Game

    Everyone’s Just a Little Gay

    Ben’s Infamous Boats Question Returns

    If you have any feedback, send us an email at feedback at Big Hot Sho dot com, or leave us a voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.  You can also leave your thoughts on the forums over at forum.bestdamnpodcastever.com and also via Twitter: @BigHotSho

    LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BHS-Episode8.mp3


  2. BDPE Episode 84

    June 22, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Here at BDPE, illness we love videogames.  I mean, approved we do a weekly podcast about them – it’s right up there with nipple slips.  But if there’s one thing we love almost as much as videogames, it’s taking a big steamy dump on the crappy ones.  Sorry Duke Nukem, but this week it’s your turn.

    News: One NYC Developer Shuts Down while Another Opens Up, E3 2012 Rumos Begin, Duke Nukem Forever Sparks Game Journalism Scandal, Steam Releasing Free to Play Games, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon Marks Watershed Moment in Japanese Game Development

    Discussion: Duke Nukem Forever.  And how unbelievably crappy it is.

    If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

    MEDIA LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode84.mp3


  3. Honest Love

    June 15, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Because honesty is always the best policy.

    A short starring Ben and Girl Blake from the Big Hot Sho podcast.

    MEDIA LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/Video-HonestLove.mov


  4. BDPE Feed Updates

    June 14, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Just to keep you guys updated in case there are any problems, link we have completely switched over from Libsyn to our own web hosting for all media files.  While an automatic redirect should have sent you to the new feed, there have been reports of broken links.

    If you hare having problems, simply resubscribe with either of these links:

    iTunes – http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/best-damn-podcast-ever/id418102454

    Feedburner – http://feeds.feedburner.com/bestdamnpodcastever

    Alternatively, simply looking up Best Damn Podcast Ever in the iTunes store should get you there just fine as well.  Apologies to anybody who got boned in the move.  And we got no beef with Libsyn, they’re a great service.  But thanks to the swap, our hosting expenses are about 25% of what they used to be!

    Finally, I’ve gone back and added every old episode of BDPE!

    They should be fully accessible from the site and within your feed.  However, some of them are missing show notes and several of the extra shows we did aren’t added yet.  But I’ll be adding more backlogged content over the next few weeks, just keep an eye on your feed.


  5. BDPE Episode 83

    June 13, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    When you really think about it, ampoule the gaming news industry isn’t so different from having great sex.  Other than the fact that most gamers have never had sex (see our forums).

    The weeks leading up to a big conference like E3 filled with anticipation – publishers intentionally withholding the pleasure of new announcements.  The days before E3 we are tormented with sneak peeks and racing thoughts.  Finally it arrives in a single glorious moment of pleasure, prostate a week of news exceeding your wildest salacious fantasies.

    Then you spend the rest of the week apologizing and promising next time it’ll be much better.

    News: Sony Press Conference – Playstation Vita Announced along Fall PS3 Lineup, information pills Microsoft Press Conference – Dominated by Kinect, Nintendo Press Conference – Wii U Somewhat Unveiled and Fall 3DS Lineup

    Judgement: Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo’s Press Conferences

    Other Topics: The Next Console War, Other Notable E3 Appearances

    Other Links: Ace Combat Assault Horizon’s Awesome Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-I0FcZ4P2w .  New and Improved Big Hot Sho:  http://www.bighotsho.com

    If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

    MEDIA LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode83.mp3


  6. BHS Oxford Episode 7

    June 9, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Two podcasts in two weeks?  Someone must have replaced us with responsible individuals from well-to-do families touting strong Christian upbringings.  Either that, visit this site or being too lazy to edit is doing wonders for our productivity.  If that even make sense.  Does it?  I think I’m drunk.  HOW DID YOU KIDS GET IN HERE?!

    Also, hair we should have a new video posting soon as well – keep an eye out…

    On this week’s episode:

    Hardcore Michael McDonald

    A Graveyard Full of Boners

    Catholic School Exorcisms

    Swapping Your Sex for a Week

    Ben’s Hypothetical and Your Feedback

    If you have any feedback, viagra here send us an email at feedback at Big Hot Sho dot com, or leave us a voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.  You can also leave your thoughts on the forums over at forum.bestdamnpodcastever.com and also via Twitter: @BigHotSho

    LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BHS-Episode7.mp3


  7. BDPE Episode 82

    June 6, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Yes, buy information pills it’s that magical time of year: E3.  When we get so much video game coverage that all but the biggest of news stories simply slip through your fingers.  It almost seems kinda wasteful for developers and publishers to even try to generate buzz unless they spend exorbitant amounts of money.  But don’t worry about that, our game is emblazoned across this booth babe’s chest and several dozen plasma TV!  Ah, capitalism.

    News: A Weekly Dose of Bad News for Sony, God I Hope it’s not Called the Vita, Kinect Functionality in Mass Effect 3?, Aliens Games Continue to be Released Despite Sucking Ass, LA Noire Continues Retailer Exclusive Turned Paid DLC Trend

    Judgement: Hydrophobia (360/PS3/PC)

    Discussion: BDPE’s E3 Predictions

    If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

    MP3 LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode82.mp3


  8. BREAKING: Konami Hints at Contra Reboot Despite Rumors of Domestic Violence

    June 3, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, more about a new Zone of the Enders project, pestilence and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, pills Mrs. Konami.

    At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

    During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

    “Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

    While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

    In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

    In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

    Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  “This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  “I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

    BLAKEBUCK


  9. BHS Oxford Episode 6

    June 2, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Again it seems we’ve solved the mystery of why shows haven’t been released very regularly – Blake’s extreme laziness.  In order to combat this, viagra approved we’re altering BHS’s format ever so slightly – basically meaning I’m no longer editing them for content.  So for the first time you’ll get pure, anesthetist unfiltered garbage the way it was meant to be heard.

    On this week’s episode:

    Girl Blake?  HOW CAN BE?

    Circumcision – The New Twitter

    Steven Hawking’s Pro Skater – Sponsored by Colt 45

    Fat People: Quit it.

    Ben’s Hypothetical and Your Feedback

    If you have any feedback, send us an email at feedback at Big Hot Sho dot com, or leave us a voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.  You can also leave your thoughts on the forums over at forum.bestdamnpodcastever.com

    LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BHS-Episode6.mp3


  10. BDPE Episode 81

    June 2, 2011 by BLAKEBUCK

    Everybody makes mistakes.  If you’re Kaz Hirai, hospital it’s unveiling a game console with weak launch titles and an extremely high price, visit this site coupled with bad presentation skills and the permanent nature of the internet.  If you’re Blake Buck, it’s playing a Mortal Kombat drinking game before you head out to a big concert, coupled with poor reasoning skills and proximity to breakable objects.

    News: Playstation 4 Rumors, NGP Stats Nerfed, Sony Sales Down and PSN Not Fully Functional, Alone in the Dark Remake Remade, and Mortal Kombat DLC Announced.

    Mini-Judgement: Mortal Kombat (360/PS3)

    If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

    MP3 LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode81.mp3